1. You better be having that baby really soon- no dipshit, its fun being this enormous and I'd like to stay this way for.ever.
2. Wow, your walk has really changed. I mean REALLY changed- oh really? well, lets see how an 8lb baby sitting on your pubic bones changes your walk, ass.
3. Ohhh I can see it in your face, you are just so done (said while higher up at work wants to touch said face, but gets death stare instead)- your powers of deduction are astounding, assclown. I'm a week away from my due date and there is a full-grown newborn HUMAN INSIDE of my body. Do ya think I'm done?
Apparently, this is also the part of my pregnancy where I curse like sailor because my clothes are big enough to hoist as sails...at least, those clothes that still fit...
Happy Hump Day! (but be careful, this could be you in 9mos! ;)
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HA! So sorry about the obnoxious comments. It comes with the 9 month territory, I think. Also, you are not alone- as each of my pregnancies progressed, my cursing also progressed, until I was totally unsuitable to be around because, THE LANGUAGE!
But, you're so close! Can't wait to see pics of that sweet little baby!
I'm at a work conference and I went to a diversity session where they used the "Shit [insert people] say" videos to make a point. It was a good session for it's intended purpose, but also made me think about you and this very topic!
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