And here's the part where I complain...

I've officially hit that part of the pregnancy where I'm READY to have this baby. I mean, feet swelling, waddling, enduring the most ridiculous things people let fly out of their mouths READY. Let's recap the top three DUMB things I've been told in the last few days:

1. You better be having that baby really soon- no dipshit, its fun being this enormous and I'd like to stay this way for.ever.

2. Wow, your walk has really changed. I mean REALLY changed- oh really? well, lets see how an 8lb baby sitting on your pubic bones changes your walk, ass.

3. Ohhh I can see it in your face, you are just so done (said while higher up at work wants to touch said face, but gets death stare instead)- your powers of deduction are astounding, assclown. I'm a week away from my due date and there is a full-grown newborn HUMAN INSIDE of my body. Do ya think I'm done?

Apparently, this is also the part of my pregnancy where I curse like sailor because my clothes are big enough to hoist as sails...at least, those clothes that still fit...

Happy Hump Day! (but be careful, this could be you in 9mos! ;)